Saturday 29 June 2013

Running.
FilmRelease dateOpening DayOpening WeekendOpening weekLifetimeBox-office verdict
Raanjhanaa21 June 05.1519.9034.0034.00*Plus*
Fukrey14 June 02.7509.5018.5030.20*Hit
Yamla Pagla Deewana 27 June 07.1023.00*35.0036.80Average
Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani31 May 19.4562.11107.61186.90*Super-Hit
Aurangzeb17 May 03.9012.8020.0023.00Losing
Go Goa Gone10 May 03.7512.9020.0025.00Plus
Gippi10 May  00.7503.0004.5004.50Average
Shootout At Wadala3 May 10.1030.8045.8062.00Hit
Bombay Talkies3 May 1.055.057.5007.50Plus
Aashiqui 226 April 6.0020.0038.5082.00Super-Hit
Ek Thi Daayan19 April 6.2418.0026.0026.00Plus
Nautanki Saala12 April 3.2513.2517.8521.00Plus
Commando12 April 3.7011.1518.0021.00Plus
Chashme Baddoor5 April 5.1819.0030.0040.00Hit
Himmatwala29 March 12.0031.0045.0045.00Average
Aatma22 March 1.505.758.0008.00Flop
Rangrezz21 March 1.04.006.0006.00Flop
Mere Dad Ki Maruti15 March 1.304.508.0012.50Average
Jolly LLB15 March 3.1212.5119.5032.00Super-Hit
3G15 March 0.753.635.7505.75Flop
Saheb Biwi Aur Gangster Returns8 March 3.5012.7518.2519.00Plus
The Attacks Of 26/111 March 1.455.508.0011.50Flop
I Me Aur Main1 March 1.505.408.0009.00Flop
Kai Po Che!22 Feb 4.5018.0029.35
50.00
Hit
Zila Ghaziabad 22 Feb 3.5010.0016.0016.00Flop
Murder 3 15 Feb 4.5213.3120.8620.86Super-Hit
Jayantabhai Ki Luv Story 15 Feb 0.502.504.0004.00Flop
Special Chabbis (26) 8 Feb 6.5025.7544.0070.00Plus
ABCD – Any Body Can Dance 8 Feb 5.5018.0032.0045.50Super-Hit
Vishwaroop (Dubbed Hindi Version) 1 Feb 1.908.0011.0013.68Average
David 1 Feb 0.702.503.8504.00Flop
Race 2 25 Jan 15.1051.3075.50102.00Plus
Inkaar 18 Jan 1.65 5.808.5008.50Flop
Matru Ki Bijlee Ka Mandola 11 Jan 7.0222.4033.1542.00Plus
Table no. 21 4 Jan 1.506.009.5011.50Average
The Vidya Balan-Emraan Hashmi starrer Ghanchakkar has been panned by most critics and this negative word of mouth hindered the film’s growth. Earning 7.20 crores on its opening day, the film’s performance was ordinary.
Emraan Hashmi and Vidya Balan in Ghanchakkar Movie Stills
Emraan Hashmi and Vidya Balan in Ghanchakkar Movie Stills
Going by the popularity of both its lead actors, the film’s first day collections were ordinary! Being a kind of film that will not impress single screen audiences, the problem lies in the fact that even multiplex audiences will not be too impressed with it either.
Ghanchakkar’s opening weekend will be important to note whether the film manages to rise up or not

Santa and banta jokes

Slipping Lion!
Santa came back from a safari in Africa. Upon arrival, he went to his friend Banta, and told him of his adventures.

"I was out in the jungle," he said, "when all of a sudden I heard a noise in the bush behind me. Looking back, I saw a huge lion, licking his chops, and smiling at me. The lion started coming my way and I started running, with the lion not far behind. When the lion was almost at my neck, he suddenly slipped, and I got ahead a bit.

"The lion started gaining on me, and as he got closer, once again he slipped. I happened to see a house not far away, and made towards it.

As I got close to the house, the lion was almost on top of me, when he slipped for a third time. With the very last bit of strength, I ran into the house and closed the door in the lion's face."

"Wow! That's some sorry," said Banta. "If I'd been in that situation, I would have shit my pants."

"Well, WHAT DO YOU THINK THE LION KEPT SLIPPING ON...???"

jokess

Robert was sitting in a bar looking thoroughly miserable. After a while the customer at the next table said, "Excuse me, but you look really depressed. What's the problem?"

"You may well ask," sighed Robert. "I'll tell you what the problem is. My mother died in March and left me 10,000 dollars."

"Gee, thats tough," said the customer sympathetically.

"Then in April," continued Robert, "my father died, leaving me 50,000 dollars."

"Im real sorry to hear that," said the customer. "Losing two parents in two months - no wonder youre depressed."

"And last month, added Robert, "my aunt died left me 15,000 dollars."

The customer shook his head in pity: "How terrible! Three close family members lost in three months!"

"Then this month, said Robert, "Nothing

Tuesday 18 June 2013

hindi movies

यमला पगला दीवाना मोविए  2

यह जवानी है दीवानी फ्री मूवी

funny cartoon pictures







Monday 17 June 2013


poor joke










Teacher asking him Hindi sentence,' Bajaar may goliya chaal rahi thi',convert into  english  but boy said that "tablets are walking in the market sir!!!!!!!!

IPL  Ssssssssssssssssssssssspot  jokers

this is about sreeshant, ajit chandila and ankit chauhan
India involve spot fixing scince in 1893,just joking about laagan movie